The Howler Funny Status Messages

   I take things too literally. My mom sent me to the grocery store, “Get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” I came home with a dozen loaves of bread, and told her, "They had eggs."

   I'm dumb. I thought an emu was when you sent someone a cow via cyber mail.

   Plain girls want to save dogs. Hot girls want to save wolves.